Look at the Size of the Hail and Then Look at the Size of the Hand.

Why is The World Going Bonkers Over the

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wedding of two 29-year-old people?  What is the big deal if  the man whose title is Prince will marry an older woman?  I really don’t understand what the excitement is about.  The Prince and future bride will not be exchanging rings.  The Prince will not wear a ring because I guess a Prince doesn’t belong to anyone and by the time the wedding is over, with all the news coverage,  I don’t think there will be a single woman in the world who will not know this man is taken.  The bride will be instantly crowned a princess as soon as the near balding Prince pronounces the words, I do.  And then in a few months the world will go crazy again when this breeding pair tell the world that the royal line will have another Prince or Princess.  Even though I’m not too enthused about this Royal Wedding, I do hope they will have a successful and happy marriage.

My First Condom

I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Parchen’s pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Delores) knew what they were for.

She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, not really.’

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure

I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was. ‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. ‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on, Vince?’ she asked. I said, ‘sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.

She then beat the shit out of me….

Women have always been hard for me to figure out.

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Colombia Confirms Plan to Extradite Makled to Venezuela

“Con lo que yo tengo, tengo par que intervengan a Venezuela. Con la corrupción que hay en Venezuela del narcotrafico, con la corrupción que hay con todo. Lo que yo tengo en mis manos. Yo se lo muestro al gobierno americano y ellos pueden intervenir a Venezuela.” With what I have. With all the corruption there is in Venezuela, with the narco-trafficking… I’ll show it to the American government and they could intervene in Venezuela.” said Walid ”The Turk” Makled.

Mr. Walid a Venezuelan citizen of Syrian descent, was arrested late last year on a U.S. warrant in Colombia and is alleged to be one of the world’s most important, yet little known, drug lords. Mr. Santos said months ago he planned to extradite him back to Venezuela, but U.S. officials recently indicated Mr. Makled should be delivered to the U.S. to face drug smuggling charges, creating a sort of tug-of-war between Venezuela and the United States. http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704101604576247051284683920.html

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At-home circumcision performed by mom

A woman after watching a few YouTube videos performed a circumcision on her 3 month-old baby using a box cutter and pliers.