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I Can’t Believe Someone Can Be So STUPID!

Posted in The Human Condition & Nudes by nycnyc on January 14, 2013

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Clever advertisement for Naturisme.fr, a web portal dedicated to Naturism in France

Posted in The Human Condition & Nudes by nycnyc on October 14, 2012

Do not look if you’re offended by nudity.

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“He puts so much inside of you.” Is this Kristen Stewart speaking from experience?

Posted in The Human Condition & Nudes by nycnyc on October 4, 2012

A video of Kristen Stewart appearing topless  in the film, On The Road was leaked online.  To see more of this lady in this film based on the life of  Jack Kerouac please click on the link below.  Kristen Stewart was only 17-years-old when she accepted the role, but was able to mature a bit more due to delays.  However she contradicted herself  in regards to playing the part had she been younger.   “I wouldn’t have played the part, obviously.”

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2212403/Kristen-Stewart-flashes-sexy-smile-goes-completely-nude-racy-On-The-Road-scene.html#socialLinks

Do not click on the link to see Kristen Stewart’s nude scenes.

Posted in The Human Condition & Nudes by nycnyc on October 4, 2012
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Kate’s Topless Pictures Are Going Around the World. Will the English Attack the French Embassy?

Posted in The Human Condition & Nudes by nycnyc on September 18, 2012

Kate Middleton Topless? Prince Harry Bottomless? Who Cares?

Posted in The Human Condition & Nudes by nycnyc on September 14, 2012

 

English: Coat of Arms of Kate Middleton (prior...

English: Coat of Arms of Kate Middleton (prior to her marriage to Prince William the Duke of Cambridge on the 29 April 2011); the arms are derived from those granted to her father (Michael), borne on a lozenge as an unmarried woman. This coat of arms in this form is now used only by her sister Philippa Middleton. Blazon: On a lozenge, “Per pale Azure and Gules a Chevron Or cotised Argent between three Acorns slipped and leaved Or” (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

To see the article by Closer who caught Kate Middleton relaxing topless click on the link below.

 

http://www.closermag.fr/content/71952/seulement-dans-closer-kate-et-william-leurs-vacances-tres-hot-en-provence?show=1

 

If the royals don’t want to have their naked torso in view for all to see, then I beg them to not expose any body parts outside the walls of their homes.

 

Magazines like Closer love to expose celebrities who think they are not being watched.  I would post the pictures if I had the right to copy their sleazy work.

 

 

 

 

 

On The Reverse “10-5 Rule” and Walking While Female

Posted in The Human Condition & Nudes by nycnyc on July 19, 2012

http://www.collectiveactiondc.org/2012/07/12/5519/

Have you ever been assaulted and not reported it? This is an account of a woman who was walking when she was assaulted by a man who took off on a bicycle. This account was referenced in an article in tampabay.com “tbt*” on Thursday July 19. “Standing up to hit-and-run groper” by P. Dvorak of the Washington Post.

Posted on July 12, 2012 by guest
Yesterday, DC resident Liz Gorman was sexually assaulted in broad daylight in what is considered a “safe” neighborhood in DC.  Here are her own words on her experience.

Those of us who have worked in the service industry are very familiar of the 10-5 rule. This favorite of overzealous managers, inserted into every training session and employee handbook states that at 10 feet you make eye contact with a guest or customer, and at 5 feet you acknowledge them. Then a brief conversation ensues, the employee exchanges whatever good or service is being sold for money, and the encounter is over. Have a nice day.

While walking down a city street alone, a sort of reverse 10-5 rule exists. No matter the time of day or what you’re wearing. It goes like this: I am walking alone and see a man walking towards me at 10 feet. Maybe instead of looking straight ahead into the distance, I move my eyes to the ground. I slump my shoulders slightly, so maybe my breasts aren’t as prominent. I begin to analyze the width of the sidewalk; am I too close to him? I can’t move too far away, as I might risk offending him. And if I’m too close, well, that may very well be an invitation for something. At 5 feet, I take a small breath and one of two things happens: nothing at all, which I consider a small victory or…something. Something like a kissing sound or a variety of sexually explicit comments. At which point I left with two options: pretend that I don’t hear a damn thing, or risk an additional conversation, which in the past has been anything from a choice silent hand gesture and specific curse words to an extended conversation on mutual respect and common courtesy. It’s usually the curse words, which I wouldn’t recommend for those who can’t take what they dish. And the encounter is over. Have a nice day.

And most of us have to deal with this on a daily basis. We change our routes. Maybe I’ll take a left down this street so I don’t have to walk past That Store or That Bus Stop or That House. Maybe I’ll just take a cab when walking wouldn’t take much longer. Maybe I should have worn something else. Maybe I’ll just stay in tonight. There are a lot of “maybes”.

But let’s forget about all of the choices, those maybes, that we know have nothing to do with harassment but we still think about anyway. I was in Dupont Circle at 3:30 pm yesterday and was sexually assaulted while walking. In my hometown, in a nice neighborhood, in broad daylight, in public. I’m a city girl; I walk fast and have rules. A man pulled up behind me on his bicycle and reached up my skirt. He put his finger into my vagina through my underwear. He laughed and biked away. That was it. No 10-5, no catcall. No exchange. I didn’t see his face. At least when I was robbed at gunpoint I knew who to look for on the street.

The cops came within minutes and were exceedingly supportive. I went on with my day: I had lunch with my mom and then drinks with some of my closest friends well into the evening. I received many messages of support and encouragement, and I’m really grateful to have such wonderful people in my life. But one thing that has bothered me is referring to what I did as “brave.” I was simply walking while female. I guess I didn’t realize what a battle it still is out there and how much work we still have to do.

Liz Gorman is a photographer from Washington, DC.

This entry was posted in DC, Dupont Circle, NW, sexual assault and tagged 10-5 rule, DC, Dupont Circle, Metropolitan police department, MPD, sexism, sexual assault, sexual assault survivor, sexual harassment, street harassment, walking while female by guest. Bookmark the permalink.

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Posted in The Human Condition & Nudes by nycnyc on June 5, 2012

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I’ve been hearing about American semen for the past few weeks…

Posted in The Human Condition & Nudes by nycnyc on April 15, 2012

The first time I heard about the demand for quality sperm was on WCBS 880 AM Radio.  Apparently good sperm is hard to find.  The second time was while reading this week’s issue of  Time Magazine.  Here are a few surprising facts about sperm donation.

Time April 16, 2012  FROZEN ASSETS.  America is the largest exporter of sperm.  But what happens when all those kids grow up and decide to go looking for Daddy?

Donors are profiled by height, appearance and education.

“A man with a Ph.D can make as much as $500 per ejaculation.  Those with a Master’s or a Bachelor’s degree will earn $60 per ejaculate if their height is over  69 inches.  If the donor’s sperm is dense and if it has good mobility the donor might earn up to $60,000 over two years.  The donors are limited to only two years of service.”

“The United States of America exports sperm to at least 60 countries.  Almost all donated sperm in Australia and Canada comes from the U.S.”

In Muslim countries, a woman must have her husband’s consent to receive artificial insemination.

To order for sperm just click on this site.  The couple or the woman with fertility challenges can select their sperm on Fairfax Cryobank by plugging a picture of her husband or a best friend,  and facial recognition software will look for the closest possible donor match.  The challenged can view the donor’s college transcripts, family medical histories and even photos of existing children and video interviews with the donors.  All customers have to do is pick and pay, and a few days later, a canister of the sperm frozen in liquid nitrogen arrives at their doctor’s office.

Other methods of being inseminated involves friendship.  Today,  I found out who inseminated Melinda Katz.  I’ve known Melinda for many years.  I’ve helped in her campaigns for political office in New York and we’ve lived in the same neighborhood for many years.  To read about her struggle to have a child please read the New York Post’s article that follows.  It’s quite a nice story about an independent woman who planned to have children to raise by herself.  Fate had other plans for her and her friend who assisted in her quest to be a mother.

Melinda Katz always saw herself as the consummate independent New York woman — a lawyer, a lawmaker for 16 years and a rising star in the Democratic Party. In 1998, when she suffered a health scare while running for Congress, she asked a former boyfriend for a sperm donation but always planned to raise any child alone.

In 2008, at age 42, then-City Councilwoman Katz gave birth to a son, Carter. She deflected questions from reporters asking her to reveal the father’s identity.

Read more:  http://nyp.st/HJhyoB

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