You Might Perhaps Be Wondering Where I’ve Been Since

my last post or perhaps you haven’t noticed my absence.  Just in case you were wondering I ’ll give you a quick update of what I’ve been up to.  I’ll start with the trip to Texas that included a high school playoff game between Southlake Carroll and Dallas Skyline High School.  A game that turned around in the final 2 minutes and 7 seconds with a victory for Southlake Carroll.

I had planned to stay till the following Saturday to see the final game being played at Cowboys Stadium in Arlington, Texas but I had to return to New York on Thursday.

I spent some time trying to fix a problem with the Honda Accord.  I’m still not convinced that I didn’t purchase a lemon from the Honda Corporation.

On Saturday I could have traveled to Texas, but I was really too tired to fly 4 hours.  I was going to settle in and watch it on cable.  But alas, this year the game wasn’t being transmitted on Time Warner Cable in New York.

After looking for a while online and with an assist from Twitter, I found  an internet radio station from Houston, TX that was doing the play-by-play live.  They were rooting for the team from Fort Bend and that made it more interesting to me.  Needless to say the quarterback  lead the Dragons to a 36-29 victory over Fort Bend Hightower that Saturday in the Class 5A Division I championship at Cowboys Stadium.

Like almost everyone else I went to work on Tuesday.  There’s nothing interesting to tell about my work that week.  Maybe one day I’ll relate a good story about my work life.

Oh, I forgot to tell you about the trip to Harlem where I met my friends from Denmark and Germany, to eat soul food at Amy Ruth’s and then a quick bus ride to 125th to visit the Lenox Lounge, a historic Jazz Club to have some drinks.  One of the waitresses confused me with one of the performers when I asked her for the key.  She had seen me in the Zebra Room walking around and assumed I was a jazz artist asking for the keys to the dressing room.  All I wanted was the keys to the bathroom.  She told me to use the ladies since it was empty but I told her I didn’t want to mess it up for the ladies.   “Are you kidding?”  she said.   “The lady’s room is messier than the men’s room at all times,”  she continued.   “Really?” I replied incredulously.  I guess their aim isn’t as good as the men’s.

Today, I have been in New York for 3 hours since my trip back from visiting paradise.  I had my hair cut by the first chair barber who still uses a blade to shave the back of the neck.  My hair had grown so much since the last haircut in Forest Hills, NY that waitresses were confusing me for an artist.  I do play the trumpet but not anymore in any band.

These are the best months to visit this state.  Florida is so nice when the temperatures are in the 70′s and 80′s.

Tomorrow I have an appointment with Hillside Honda where they will tell me nothing is wrong with the car.  They will tell me to drive this lemon more often so that it doesn’t die.  I’ve never owned a vehicle that has had that many battery replacements.  While I kill time writing this, I have been watching Milla Jovaovich in UltraViolet, The Blood War is On, (Unrated Extended Cut).  Right now I have paused the movie because I haven’t been paying too much attention to it while I talk to you.

Oh, I’ve been meaning to ask why do so many people still find Anthony Weiner’s penis and Lady Gaga’s nipples so interesting.  That seems to be the post that has generated the most views in 2011.  Perhaps if I started to post celebrities in distress or undress might this website/blog go viral?

O.K. so much for this diatribe, I will return later with a re-blog of a funny post I found in Tumblr.  I know I’ve seen this one before but I haven’t ever posted it online for my guests to see.

Now I will pay more attention to Torrey, a tuxedo who keeps interrupting this post.  He’s back again.

Anthony Weiner is Resigning in 13 Minutes and Yet Ted Kennedy

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who covered up an accident where a young woman drowned and who rented brothels in foreign countries for the night was  an elected Senator who was allowed to  run for the Presidency of the United States.  This man had so many moral flaws but nobody ever asked him to resign.  Did Anthony Weiner kill anybody?  I don’t think what this man did,  justifies the actions of his party which has abandoned and ostracized him.  His resignation is a pity.

“A pompous and spoiled brat” who made arrangements to rent brothels for a night.

Do you ever wonder why we are hated all over the world?  Maybe this is a result of our wonderful leaders who think so little of the other humans on this earth.

Waiting for Anthony Weiner to Announce his Resignation

For all those ladies who love this narcissistic man here’s his home address. One Ascan Avenue
Forest Hills, NY 11375

Sadly, it is now believed the congressman will resign this week.

Anthony Weiner’s Penis and Scrotum Debut with Lady Gaga’s Nipples.

After Andrew Breitbart showed Sirius XM’s Opie and Anthony what is likely the photograph of Rep. Anthony Weiner’s (D-N.Y.) penis,  the radio hosts surreptitiously photographed the cell phone picture, and then subsequently leaked it into the public eye on Twitter.

Addressing the release of a picture that was meant to be seen only by the two radio hosts Opie wrote in a series of tweets.

We had @ AndrewBreitbart on the show today and we prodded him to see the “pic” that was rumored to be out there.He finally passed his … phone around to show a pic of @repweiner ‘s well “weiner”.I believe it was not @AndrewBreitbart ‘s intention to get the pic out there … at this time. As the phone made the rounds around the room to @jimnorton @anthonycumia and myself the picture was captured by … a video camera that was on! I did try to take a pic of @AndrewBreitbart ‘s phone but it came out blurry because @anthonycumia … grabbed the phone. Wasn’t until @AndrewBreitbart left the studio that we realized what was captured on our video camera.

Congressman Anthony Weiner has not stood erect to tell the world that this is in fact his penis.

Please don’t look at the next page if you are offended by a penis and two nipples.

U.S. Congressman Weiner finally admits it’s his weiner.

After making a jackass of himself by denying ever having sent pictures of his crotch to a young woman. After denouncing as outrageous being questioned if he ever had inappropriate online relationships with young women. After verbally assaulting a CNN reporter who did not like the congressman’s attempts to sidestep his simple questions. The New York Congressman acknowledged he had engaged in sexually charged exchanges on the internet with at least a half-dozen women during the past three years, and that indeed that was his picture.  ”The picture was of me, and I sent it,” he said in a press conference at the Sheraton Hotel in Manhattan. He then continued to crash and burn by stating he never has had sex outside of his marriage.  He continued to aver the women with whom he’s had these online affairs were all adults. He didn’t know however if in fact this is true. He claims all the women had in their profiles, ages that stated they were of age. He refused to resign and promised to try very hard to go back to work to be a better person and a better man and a better husband.

Adding to his problems, Democratic leaders in the House of Representatives immediately called for an ethics probe into the congressman’s taudry behavior and Andrew Breitbart, a journalist whose Web site has helped fuel this story warned he has obtained an even more shocking, X-rated photo of Weiner that “would destroy his family” if it was ever published. Of all the mistakes made by the congressman his worst was attacking the press for seeking the truth.