The Sarcastic Cynic™

Sarcastic and cynical view of the world.

Flight 93 National Memorial — September 10, 2016
Donald Trump is no Republican — September 7, 2016

Donald Trump is no Republican

http://www.dallasnews.com/opinion/editorials/20160906-donald-trump-is-no-republican.ece

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“Individual liberty? Trump has displayed an authoritarian streak that should horrify limited-government advocates. This impulsive, unbridled New York real estate billionaire and reality-TV star wants to deport people who were born in the U.S. and don’t meet his standard for loyalty.”

“We have no interest in a Republican nominee for whom all principles are negotiable, nor in a Republican Party that is willing to trade away principle for pursuit of electoral victory.”

“Trump doesn’t reflect Republican ideals of the past; we are certain he shouldn’t reflect the GOP of the future.”

“Donald Trump is not qualified to serve as president and does not deserve your vote.”

 

New York Post: Anthony Weiner officially out of work after being dropped from NY1 — August 29, 2016
George Bush dies and goes to hell (joke) — August 8, 2016

George Bush dies and goes to hell (joke)

Satan is already waiting for him.

‘Well, I don’t know what to do. See, you’re on my list, but I have no free rooms for you. But you, you definitely have to stay in hell, so I’ll have to find a solution. There are a few people here who aren’t as bad as you are… I guess I’ll let one go and you’ll take their place. However, you can choose whose place you want to take.

‘Oh, that sounds okay I guess’ says Bush.

Satan leads him to the first room and opens the door. In this room, there’s a huge swimming pool. In it, Reagan is drowning. He goes down, then up, then down, then up, and he’s gasping for air all the while.

‘Oh, no,’ says Bush. ‘That’s not for me, I’m a poor swimmer.’

Satan opens the second door. The room is full of rocks and they see Nixon trying to break up the rocks with a wooden hammer.

‘Nah, I have problems with my shoulders and my back, that’d be such a painful thing to do day after day.’

So Satan opens the third door. In the room, they see Clinton lying on the floor, all tied up. Monica Lewinsky is lying on top of Clinton, giving him a blowjob. Bush stares at the scene with a wide smile and says:

‘Ah, that I could endure!’

‘Alright,’ laughs Satan. ‘Monica, you’re free to go!’

 

Saw this in Reddit today

 

French daily Le Monde to stop publishing pictures of terrorists in order to avoid ‘glorifying them in death’ — July 27, 2016

French daily Le Monde to stop publishing pictures of terrorists in order to avoid ‘glorifying them in death’

Finally a news organization will not publish the pictures of terrorists.  I think they should go further by not even printing their names in their publications.

By Freddy Mayhew

France’s best-selling national newspaper has declared it will no longer publish pictures of terrorists who have carried out atrocities in a bid to avoid “glorifying” their actions.

The change in Le Monde’s editorial policy was announced today in an article by its director, Jerome Fenoglio.

It comes in the wake of the murder of an 86-year-old Catholic priest in Rouen, Normandy at the hands of Islamic extremists yesterday.

Fenoglio said (translation by Press Gazette): “Following the attack in Nice, we will no longer publish photographs of those who carry out massacres to avoid the possibility of glorifying them in death.”

He revealed the paper had “changed its protocols [for reporting on terrorism] on several occasions” since the first Islamic State attacks, including taking the decision not to publish images, extracts from propaganda documents or claims made by the terror group.

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