The Sarcastic Cynic™

Sarcastic and cynical view of the world.

U.S. Women’s National Team – U.S. Soccer — May 31, 2016
Nibali wins Giro D’Italia — May 29, 2016

Nibali wins Giro D’Italia

TURIN, Italy (AP) — Riding a completely pink bicycle and patting his teammates, home favorite Vincenzo Nibali clinched a second Giro d’Italia victory and a fourth Grand Tour title on Sunday but Giacomo Nizzolo’s hopes of a first stage win were again dashed as he was disqualified.
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Vincenzo Nibali stands on verge of Giro d’Italia win after late challenge —
Most guys would brag about having a python between their legs… — May 26, 2016

Most guys would brag about having a python between their legs…

Giant Python Sinks Fangs Into Man Sitting on Toilet
 

CHACHOENAGSAO, Thailand — Most guys would brag about having a python between their legs, but not this guy in Thailand. Atthaporn Boonmakchuay is too busy recovering from a terrifying ordeal involving an 11-foot snake that swam up through the toilet he was sitting on in his home, east of Bangkok. The python sank its fangs into his penis!

Wait. It gets worse.

The 11-foot snake would not let go. Boonmakchuay’s bloody penis was being held hostage by a giant serpent.

According to khaosodenglish.com, Boonmakchuay called for his wife to get a rope and managed to tie the python’s head to the bathroom door so he could detach himself “before he passed out from loss of blood,” the site wrote. Boonmakchuay’s wife, Sawittree Shooyoung, tells Thairath that when she entered the bathroom, she saw her bleeding husband fighting a python. She watched as he tied the snake to the door and wrangled himself free before losing consciousness.

Boonmakchuay, 38, is hospitalized in stable condition, according to the site, and has full memory of the bizarre event. He told reporters he carefully unhinged the snake’s jaws rather than forcing the snake free — because he “did not want to risk permanent damage to his self,” the site wrote.

Smart man.

As for the snake, rescue workers dismantled the toilet and were able to take the snake from the home alive — still stuck in the toilet pipe — and were able to smash enough of the fixture to free the snake, which is expected to be released into the wild.

Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=59a_1464220727#giq0C55ZijC5khHB.99

Bill Cosby will stand trial in assault — May 25, 2016

Bill Cosby will stand trial in assault

501038848_17283513_8col.jpgIf convicted, the 78-year-old pervert could face up to 10 years in prison for violating the accuser while she was impaired, unconscious or unable to give consent.

Cosby insists their sexual encounter at his home was consensual and that she never told him to stop.

Andrea Constant is the former Temple University employee who said Cosby violated her at his suburban Philadelphia mansion in 2004.  She told police in 2005 that the comedian penetrated her with his fingers after giving her pills that made her dizzy, blurry-eyed and sick to her stomach, her legs “like jelly.” 

“I told him, ‘I can’t even talk, Mr. Cosby.’ I started to panic,” she told police. 

In his own statement to police, also read in court, Cosby portrayed it as consensual sexual activity, saying Constand never said “no” as he put his hand down her pants.

Prosecutors reopened the case last year after dozens of women leveled similar allegations and after Cosby’s sealed deposition in Constand’s lawsuit was made public. 

He settled her lawsuit for an undisclosed sum in 2006 after testifying about his extramarital affairs, his use of quaaludes to seduce women and his efforts to hide payments to former lovers from his wife. 

The testimony and the barrage of allegations have all but destroyed Cosby’s nice-guy image from TV’s “Cosby Show.” 

Cosby’s lawyers are trying to get the case thrown out, arguing that a previous prosecutor a decade ago made a binding promise that the comic would never be charged. On Monday, Pennsylvania’s Supreme Court rejected a request to delay the preliminary hearing while Cosby pursues a dismissal. 

Cosby has not entered a plea since his Dec. 30 arrest. He is free on $1 million bail.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/courts/criminal/bill-cosby-ordered-to-stand-trial-in-decade-old-sex-case/2278724

Only in America will Le Genius one day meet Le Detective —

Only in America will Le Genius one day meet Le Detective

I guess it was wishful thinking on the part of the parents of this child to have named him Le’ Genius Wisdom.  The teenager’s history of trouble included a charge for robbery and another for attempted murder.  Sadly his given name did not inspire him with wisdom or intelligence.

Le Detective, Johnathan Hall’s loss of  gear from his unmarked department-issued silver Ford Explorer, in an alleged smash and grab theft in broad daylight, makes one wonder why he would bring and then leave unattended his unmarked police vehicle at the Rob Sullivan Park, in the city of DeBary , to play in a softball tournament.

Did Le Detective, lock his vehicle or did he stage the scene to look like a smash and grab?  Who brings a Sig Sauer 9mm handgun and a Remington 12-gauge shotgun to a Softball Tournament?  Was Le Detective off duty?  Apparently none of his softball equipment was stolen since he had to remove it from the vehicle to participate in tournament.

Now in the hands of the alleged thief are a department-issued Sig Sauer 9mm handgun, a  ballistic vest, a personally-owned Remington 870 shotgun, a handcuff key, a stun-gun cartridge, a radio microphone and a law-enforcement badge. 

Sanford Police want to public to be aware of possible police impersonation.

St. Petersburg teen sentenced to prison after pleading guilty to attempted murder

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http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-sanford-cop-gear-gun-thefts-20160523-story.html

 

 

 

The House I Live In… a patriotic anthem in the United States of America during World War II — May 13, 2016

The House I Live In… a patriotic anthem in the United States of America during World War II

The House I Live In written by Abe Meeropol, a former Bronx schoolteacher…who became a composer, a lyricist, and a target of the House Committee on Un-American Activities.” The Brother by Sam Roberts

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“This became a patriotic anthem in America during World War II. The lyrics describe the wonderful things about the country, with images of the era like the grocer, the butcher, and the churchyard. The “house” is a metaphor for the country.”

http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=2306

Who can make America great? Only the people!

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