“Anyone who thinks this is easy is a loser and is seriously kidding themselves because I’m not a comb-over. I’m a sweep, a swoosh. I haven’t got time to explain the difference or the technique if you don’t already know it. And if you don’t know, I feel sorry for you. I really do.” Vanity Fair by Andrew Smith

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