Barack Obama will pardon a Mexican citizen who was captured with the aid of a funny looking man and a sexy, naive actress who thought she was making a film with the great American film star named… Sean Penn.

Instead this actress or should I just say “female actor,” was used and thrown away like a dirty rag after the Mexican police captured a little, harmless man, who is a benefactor of the people, just as harmless but BIG, with little hands and perhaps a big member between his legs.  Just ask Melania!

Little Marco Rubio who became an automaton during a “presidential debate,” failed to capitalise when he had the chance to prove that his willy was bigger than the bully on the pulpit.  “Drop your trousers and show me your penis!” Is what Marco Rubio should have said to his opponent.

Instead, two bullies were ganging up on “littlt marco.”  Big and rotund with the attitude of a NewYorker, the current governor of New Jersey, the one who was found not to be complicit in “BRidgeGAte,” tagged team effectively to end little marco’s aspiration to be president of the United States.

Returning to the impending pardon of a Mexican citizen, currently being held in another swiss cheese jail in North America.  President Barack Obama will personally fly Air Force One to pick up him up before the wall starts to grow higher and higher.  He will land with his guest, after giving him a flyover the Statue of Liberty, on Fifth Avenue.  He will taxi past the garrish building with those men who were once in Cartagena; to see the Cardinal of New York.  The very affable man in the middle at that  famous dinner where he was just laughing and having fun with the last standing candidates for president of the US.

The cardinal will come down the stairs of Saint Patrick Cathedral with a bottle of Evian  and a rag to clean El Chapo’s feet.  President Barack Obama,  Cardinal O’Connor, and little ElChapo will walk holding hands to his new residence on Fifth Avenue.  The red velvet ropes will be parted and the golden doors of the three elevators will all be waiting for these three men.  Thus fulfilling the prophecy of the current superintendent of this building.  Mexico is sending us their…