The Sarcastic Cynic™

Sarcastic and cynical view of the world.

On his last day of his presidency… — January 19, 2017

On his last day of his presidency…

Barack Obama will pardon a Mexican citizen who was captured with the aid of a funny looking man and a sexy, naive actress who thought she was making a film with the great American film star named… Sean Penn.

Instead this actress or should I just say “female actor,” was used and thrown away like a dirty rag after the Mexican police captured a little, harmless man, who is a benefactor of the people, just as harmless but BIG, with little hands and perhaps a big member between his legs.  Just ask Melania!

Little Marco Rubio who became an automaton during a “presidential debate,” failed to capitalise when he had the chance to prove that his willy was bigger than the bully on the pulpit.  “Drop your trousers and show me your penis!” Is what Marco Rubio should have said to his opponent.

Instead, two bullies were ganging up on “littlt marco.”  Big and rotund with the attitude of a NewYorker, the current governor of New Jersey, the one who was found not to be complicit in “BRidgeGAte,” tagged team effectively to end little marco’s aspiration to be president of the United States.

Returning to the impending pardon of a Mexican citizen, currently being held in another swiss cheese jail in North America.  President Barack Obama will personally fly Air Force One to pick up him up before the wall starts to grow higher and higher.  He will land with his guest, after giving him a flyover the Statue of Liberty, on Fifth Avenue.  He will taxi past the garrish building with those men who were once in Cartagena; to see the Cardinal of New York.  The very affable man in the middle at that  famous dinner where he was just laughing and having fun with the last standing candidates for president of the US.

The cardinal will come down the stairs of Saint Patrick Cathedral with a bottle of Evian  and a rag to clean El Chapo’s feet.  President Barack Obama,  Cardinal O’Connor, and little ElChapo will walk holding hands to his new residence on Fifth Avenue.  The red velvet ropes will be parted and the golden doors of the three elevators will all be waiting for these three men.  Thus fulfilling the prophecy of the current superintendent of this building.  Mexico is sending us their…



Juan Manuel Santos y Barack Obama se reunirán el próximo 4 de febrero — December 30, 2015

Juan Manuel Santos y Barack Obama se reunirán el próximo 4 de febrero

The White House confirmed on Tuesday December 29, 2015 that the presidents of the United States, Barack Obama, and of Colombia, Juan Manuel Santos, will meet February 4, 2016 in Washington, D.C.

La Casa Blanca confirmó este martes que los presidentes de Estados Unidos, Barack Obama; y de Colombia, Juan Manuel Santos, tendrán una reunión de trabajo, en Washington, el próximo 4 de febrero de 2016. 

La cita, que es denominada como una “visita oficial de trabajo” para que los dos mandatarios hagan una revisión de todos los asuntos bilaterales, también servirá para que se conmemore el aniversario número 15 del Plan Colombia, que es la ayuda oficial para la lucha contra las drogas que de forma bipartidista el Congreso estadounidense da a Colombia. colp_hf230895

“En el año 2000 Colombia era un país al borde del abismo. En ese momento el gobierno de Estados Unidos comenzó un plan de apoyo al esfuerzo que ya hacía Colombia, denominado Plan Colombia, que durante 15 años ha tenido el apoyo de 3 administraciones y de los dos partidos. Un apoyo sostenido y decisivo que gracias a la persistencia de nuestro pueblo, al sacrificio económico de los colombianos y a las victorias de nuestras Fuerzas Armadas, logró la transformación de nuestro país y abrió la puerta para el proceso de paz”, explicó el embajador de Colombia en Estados Unidos, Juan Carlos Pinzón.  Continue reading

Gun ownership is both a basic American right and one of the most contentious social and political issues of the day. — December 5, 2015

Gun ownership is both a basic American right and one of the most contentious social and political issues of the day.

johnlennonLet me tell you a  fairy tale about a Pakistani girl who emigrated to Saudi Arabia with her father.  Years later she finds her Prince Charming, an American, marries him.  She gives birth to a child in the United States of America.  Let’s assume the Prince is the father and let’s not ask Maury Povich to do a paternity test on his show.  Couple lives happily ever after. The end.  No.  Not quite like that.  Six months later the baby is an orphan.  The couple, leave their six-month-old baby daughter with relatives, two hours later the couple is killed in a shootout with police SWAT team members.

Gun ownership pros and cons:

The Opinion Pages  | EDITORIAL

End the Gun Epidemic in America

It is a moral outrage and national disgrace that civilians can legally purchase weapons designed to kill people with brutal speed and efficiency.

I’m in favor of not restricting responsible people from owning guns.  I have yet to see a gun kill anyone.  There is always a human behind the weapon who does the killing.  The gun is an instrument that needs to be issued with caution to people.  I believe we need a National Identity card where all information about an individual is available to the authorities who will decide if an individual is a candidate for gun ownership.  There should be a waiting period where the individual should attend mandatory safety classes.  If the individual fails to pass these classes  he loses the right to ownership and must forfeit all fees paid.

Islamic State claims California mass killers as followers

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Hello Mr. Whitaker — December 14, 2013

Hello Mr. Whitaker

Mr. Whitaker have you met yet with Mr. Petro? Have you any knowledge of Colombia’s Constitution? Have you any knowledge of the Constitution of the United States of America? Have you ever heard of the problems some mayors and governors have caused in the US of A, while snorting drugs and running around with prostitutes? Do you not think that the peace process with the Fuerzas Armadas is a topic that has nothing to do with a mayor that has run amock?

Let’s keep out of the internal problems of a nation that has combated terrorists, that have been receiving funds indirectly from the citizens of the United States of America. Let me remind you of our drug problem, which is going to be worse now that Uruguay has become the first nation to legalize the possession and consumption of a narcotic.

Let me remind you of your duty in this nation before our president recalls you back to Washington, D.C.

Let me remind you of the bigger problems being tackled in Syria, Libya, Iran, Israel and all the Arab nations that are cowering behind our soldiers. Please refrain your tongue and think before opening your mouth before spewing out words of wisdom in affairs that shouldn’t concern you.

Elections in the Republic of Colombia are as free, just as they are in the United States of America, except that in the US of A, it is the Electoral College who decides the “real” president of the United States of America.

Good morning from Cali, Colombia
Saturday, December 14, 2013

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Trey Radel Did Not Pose nor Post a Penis — November 21, 2013

Trey Radel Did Not Pose nor Post a Penis

English: Barack Obama signing the Patient Prot...
English: Barack Obama signing the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act at the White House Español: Barack Obama firmando la Ley de Protección al Paciente y Cuidado de Salud Asequible en la Casa Blanca (Photo credit: Wikipedia)


Trey Radel a new US Congressman has confessed to using cocaine.  All is forgiven.  He will not go to rehab with other stars.  Have fun congressman.  Now we know why ObamaCare is still not up and running.  What else have these Congressmen been snorting?  Is he covered by ObamaCare?


So now we have Obama apologizing for his failure to deliver on his promises (lies), and we have the first Congressman to come out of the closet with his white powdered nose bent out of shape by his dealer who ratted him out to receive a lenient sentence.


It’s about time that the dealer and user receive the same punishment.  If this violation of trust happened in another culture…what would be the outcome?




IRAN REFUSES TO MEET OBAMA — September 25, 2013


Iran refuses to meet Obama! I don’t think Iran wants to just do a handshake with the President of the United States of America. They want an invitation to the White House, just like other dignitaries have the courtesy of receiving.

Digital Voyage


Via Politico


Barack Obama and Hassan Rouhani are pictured. | AP Photos


Obama, Rouhani won’t meet at United Nations General Assembly

President Barack Obama and Iranian President Hassan Rouhani will not meet at the United Nations on Tuesday, senior administration officials said.

The White House had offered to have “an encounter” between the two leaders on the sidelines of the United Nations General Assembly, but Iranian officials ultimately declined.

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This is not a world we should accept. President of the US of A. Barack Obama makes his case. — September 10, 2013
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